There are 17 Funny Halloween Ghost jokes for kids and adults.
1- What do ghosts drink? Ghoul-aid.
2- Why did the ghost go to a bar? It was looking for boo’s.
3- What kind of shoes do ghosts wear? Boo-ts.
4- Why don’t ghosts lie? Because you can see right through them.
5- What kind of muffins do ghosts prefer? Boo-berry.
6- Why did the ghost cross the road? He wanted to return from the other side.
7- How do ghosts unlock doors? With spoo-keys.
8- Did you hear about the ghost party? It was loud enough to wake the dead.
9- Why don’t ghosts shower? It dampens their spirits.
10- Where do ghosts shop? Boo-tiques.
11- What’s a ghost’s favorite dinner? Spook-etti.
12- Why did the ghost ride the elevator? To lift its spirit.
13- How do ghosts apply for jobs? They fill out apparitions.
14- Why don’t ghosts do standup comedy? They always get booed.
15- What do ghosts use to style their hair? Scare-spray.
16- How do ghosts predict the future? They check their horror-scope.
17- What do ghosts wear if they can’t see? Spooktacles.
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