A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work.
The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said,
“Your first job will be to sweep out the store.”
“But I’m a college graduate,” the young man replied indignantly.
“Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t know that,” said the manager.
“Here, give me the broom – I’ll show you how.”
I want it to be a surprise
Lady: I’d like to buy a sweater for my dog.
Clerk: What size?
Lady: I have no idea.
Clerk: Well, why don’t you bring in the dog and try one on?
Lady: Oh, I can’t do that. I want it to be a surprise.
