A young boy goes to a horse auction with his Dad.
As the boy’s Dad looks over the horses, he stops every once in a while, and runs his hand over the horses legs, chest and flanks…
This gets the boy curious, so he asks his Dad…
“Why do you do that to the horses, Dad…?”
The father replies… “Well, son… you see, I run my hands all over the different parts of the horse to make sure it’s is healthy, before we buy them…”
Thinking for a minute, the boy responds back to his Dad…
“Gee, Dad… is the UPS guy getting ready to buy Mom…?”
