Funny Joke ‣ Greater John

‘Big John’ staggers out of the saloon and onto the street only to find that his horse has been painted yellow.

He storms back into the bar screaming and cursing and promising a painful death to the man who did this.

“Stand up you cowardly Dog! I’ve got something to say to you!”.

A huge mountain of a man stands up at the back of the saloon.

He’s dripping knives and guns.

He roars out to Big John, “I painted ya horse yella… What have you got to say to me”?

Big John: “The first coat’s dry”.