Four Catholic women were bragging to each other about how successful their children were.
The first woman said, “My son became a bishop. When he walks into a room, people say, ‘Your Excellency.’”
The second woman said, “Oh yeah? Well my son is a cardinal. When he walks into a room, people say, ‘Your Eminence.'”
The third woman said, “That’s nothing. My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room, people say, ‘Your Holiness.'”
The fourth woman said, “Oh yeah? Well, I’ve got you all beat. My daughter has a huge pair of jugs and a curvy pelvis. When she walks into a room, people say, ‘My God.’”