Having breakfast, Lionel asks his wife Marge with a smug grin on his face…
“You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?”
Marge: “When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.”
Lionel: “You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?”
Marge: “Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, ‘What other problem can there be greater than this one?’”
It’s a Compliment
One morning, Lionel was sitting at the breakfast table, reading the newspaper.
He came across an article about a beautiful actress who was about to marry a football player known for his lack of IQ.
He turned to Marge and said, “I’ll never understand why the biggest jerks get the most attractive wives.”
Marge replied, “Why, thank you, Dear!”
