Albert walks into a bar and sees his friend Norman at a table, drinking by himself.
Approaching Norman, he comments, “You look terrible. What’s the problem?”
“My mother died in August,” Norman said, “and left me $125,000.”
“Gee, that’s tough,” replied Albert.
“Then in September,” Norman continued, “my father died, leaving me $900,000.”
“Wow. Two parents gone in two months. No wonder you’re depressed.”
“Then last month, my aunt died and left me $150,000.”
“Three close family members lost in three months? How sad.”
“Then this month,” continued Norman, “absolutely nothing!”
