A man had a terrible car crash.
He was brought by ambulance with sirens blazing to the hospital.
Late in the night he regained consciousness.
He found himself in agonizing pain in the hospital’s ICU, unable to move, wires monitoring every function and a gorgeous nurse hovering over him.
He realized he’d obviously been in a serious accident.
The nurse gave him a deep look straight into the eyes, and he heard her slowly say, “You may not feel anything from the waist down.”
Somehow he managed to mumble in reply, “Can I feel your tits, then?”
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We are at the funeral now 🙂
