Funny Joke ‣ Dangerous Questions In Marriage

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Wife: What would you do if i died? Would you get married again?

Husband: No! How can I think of re-marrying?

Wife: Why not? You would need company, for good and bad times. Please get married again.

Husband: Oh Darling…you are so sweet, even after death you are worried about me!

Wife: Then promise me, u will remarry if I die.

Husband: Ok, ok, i’d get married again..just for you.

Wife: Would you live in our house with  your new wife?

Husband: Yes, but will never let her  use your room.

Wife: Would you let her drive my car?

Husband: No…it’s yours…I will keep it as your memory and buy a new one.

Wife: Would you give her my jewellery?

Husband: No..how can I?! It has your memories attached with them, my love.

Wife: Would she wear my shoes?

Husband: No, never! Her size is ‘5’, and yours is ‘7’ …