Doctor and a lawyer in two cars collided on a country road.
The lawyer, seeing that the doctor was a little shaken up, helped him from the car and offered him a drink from his hip flask.
The doctor accepted and handed the flask back to the lawyer, who closed it and put it away.
“Aren’t you going to have a drink yourself?” asked the doctor.
“Sure, after the police leave,” replied the attorney.
Another Joke: Time Is Money
As the taxi came to a screeching halt at a traffic light, I asked the driver, “Do you agree that ‘Time is money’?”
“Well, it’s a very common saying. Who will care so much about that?” the driver answered.
“Look, the digits in the meter are still running when the car has stopped, “I pointed at the meter.
“Oh, yes. You’ve got a point here. In this case, time is money for both of us.” added the driver.
