Funny Dialogues And Jokes

There are six funny dialogues and joke.

#1. A swimming pool attendant complains to a man about his son’s behaviour.

“Your son’s been peeing in the pool.”

“So what’s the problem? All kids do that.”

“True, but usually not when standing on the diving board.”

#2. Mr Frank arrived for work an hour late.

His clothes were torn and tattered.

He was banged and bruised , and he had one arm in a sling.

His boss was purple with rage.
“It’s ten o’ clock,” screamed the boss, “you were supposed to be here at nine. What happened?”

“I’m sorry,” explained Mr. Frank. “I fell out of a ten-story window.”

“That took you a whole hour?”

#3. A woman standing nude in front of a mirror says to her husband: “I look horrible, I feel fat and ugly, pay me a compliment!”

He replies, “Your eyesight is perfect.”

#4. Wife gets naked and asks hubby, “What turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy body?”

Hubby looks her up and down and replies, “Your sense of humour!”

#5. An elderly couple is attending Mass. About halfway through, the wife leans over and says to her husband, “I just let out a silent fart; what do you think I should do?”

He replies, “Put a new battery in your hearing aid.”

#6. A fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite.

The skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladies.

But the fat man knew he was the more courteous because, whenever he got up and offered his seat, two ladies could sit down.