Two Jewish guys are walking down the street when they spot a sign outside a church:
“Today Only: Convert to Christianity and we will give you 100 bucks cash!”
“I’m gonna do it,” one guy tells the other and disappears through the church door.
5 minutes later he’s back. “Well, Did you get the cash?” his buddy asks.
“Jeez Is that all you people think about?” comes the friend’s reply.