Funny Joke ‣ Advice For Holiday

Advice needed please…

I’m lucky enough to be on holiday from Jan 15th to Jan 30th and would love to go to a quiet place, without crowds, and preferably up in the mountains or in the countryside.

Ideally an all inclusive resort type thing.

I intend to spend around $10,000 – $15,000 between accommodation and food just to relax, unwind and enjoy the end of what has been a very hard year!

Does anyone know where I can get the money??