Funny Joke ‣ Bad or Terrible News First?

Grumpy Rodney sat in his attorney’s office.

The lawyer looked at him and asked, “Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?”

“Give me the bad news first,” sighed Rodney.

“Your wife found a picture worth a half-million dollars,” said the lawyer.

“That’s the bad news?” asked the Rodney incredulously. “I can’t wait to hear the terrible news!”

“The terrible news is that the picture is of you and your secretary.”

Another Joke: Coincidence

A woman was singing. One of the guest criticized the singer to the man beside him.

“What a terrible voice.” He said. “Do you know who she is?”

“Yes.” the man beside him answered. “She is my wife.”

“Oh, I’m sorry.” he said. “Of course her voice is not bad, but the song is too bad. I wonder who wrote that awful song.”

“I did.” said the man.