On a cross country train, one of the passengers told the Pullman porter,
“I must get off in Chicago. I’ll probably be very sleepy, irritable, and may even object to getting off.
Don’t mind that. Throw me off the train if necessary.”
The train had long since passed Chicago when the passenger woke on his own accord.
He stormed down the train looking for the porter.
As they almost collided between cars the porter’s eyes popped really big and he said,
“My goodness! How did you get back on this train!?”
Complaint
A swimming pool attendant complains to a man about his son’s behaviour.
“Your son’s been peeing in the pool.”
“So what’s the problem? All kids do that.”
“True, but usually not when standing on the diving board.”
