A woman on a rather rough Council estate phoned the council, as her lavatory would not flush.
Duly a young man arrived at the front door in a Council van. A very polite young man.
“Good morning madam” he said cheerfully. “I believe that your ablutions are malfunctioning.”
She looked at the young man and said “Can’t you speak frigging English?”
The young man was somewhat taken aback. So he took the Bull by the horns.
“I believe you have a shitter that won’t work?” he said
She looked at him and replied “Oh yeah! He’s in the front room watching the frigging Football. Do you want to see him?..”
