Funny Joke ‣ Doc I Want To Be Castrated!

A man goes to the doctor and says “Doc, I want to be castrated!”

The doctor says “Why? You should know that this operation is painful and irreversible.”

So the man replies “Doc, this is my business – I’ll pay what you will charge me – please go ahead.”

After the doctor has finished the operation he asks the man:

“Now that you got what you wanted, will you tell me why you asked for it?”

“Very simple”, says the man, “I’m going to marry a Jewish girl.”

Doctor said “So perhaps you wanted to be circumcised?”

“Ah”, says the man, “that’s the bloody word!”