Funny Joke ‣ First Working Day

A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work.

The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said,

“Your first job will be to sweep out the store.”

“But I’m a college graduate,” the young man replied indignantly.

“Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t know that,” said the manager.

“Here, give me the broom – I’ll show you how.”

I want it to be a surprise

 Lady: I’d like to buy a sweater for my dog.

 Clerk: What size?

 Lady: I have no idea.

 Clerk: Well, why don’t you bring in the dog and try one on?

 Lady: Oh, I can’t do that. I want it to be a surprise.