Funny Joke ‣ Five Flies

The other day, Charley stopped at a friend’s house.

When he entered he saw him stalking around with a fly-swatter.

When Charley asked him if he was getting any flies, he answered: “Yeah, three males and two females.”

Curious, Charley asked how he could tell the difference.

He said: “Three were on a beer glass and two were on the phone.”