A doctor in Dublin wanted a day off work to go fishing, so he approached his assistant. “Murphy, I am going fishing tomorrow and don”t want to close the clinic.
I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all me patients”.”Yes, sir!” answers Murphy.
The doctor goes fishing and returns the following day and asks: “So, Murphy, how was your day?” Murphy told him that he took care of three patients. “Three patients.”
The first one had a headache, so he did, so I gave him Paracetamol.”
“Bravo Murphy lad, and the second one?” asks the doctor.”
The second one had indigestion and I gave him Gaviscon, so I did sir” says Murphy.
“Bravo, bravo! You”re good at this and what about the third one?” asks the doctor.”
Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door flies open and a young gorgeous woman bursts in, so she does.
Like a bolt outta the blue, she tears off her clothes, taking off everything including her bra and her panties and lies down on the table and shouts:
“HELP ME for the love of St Patrick! For five years I have not seen any man!”
“Thunderin Lord Jesus Murphy, what did you do?” asks the doctor.”
I put drops in her eyes.”
