Paddy, the Irish labourer goes to his doctor, “I’m constipated.” he says.
The doctor examines him for a few minutes and says, “Lean over the table.”
After he does so, the doctor whacks him on his arse with a baseball bat.
A loud “CRACK!” is heard, and the doctor sends Paddy to the toilet.
After coming out of the toilet, Paddy says, “I feel great! What should I do to prevent constipation in the future?”The doctor says,
“Stop wiping your arse with cement bags!