A psychiatrist sat in his study, totally immersed in reading a novel.
After a knock on the door, his secretary walked in and announces,
“There’s a gentleman in the waiting room asking to see you. Claims he’s invisible.”
The psychiatrist looks over his reading glasses and cooly says, “Tell him I can’t see him either.”
Another Joke: Apples Galore
A doctor and a lawyer are in love with the same woman.
The doctor brings a red rose to her every day, the lawyer a red apple.
The young woman, very confused, eventually asks the lawyer, “Why do you always bring me apples? Roses are the symbol of love, but apples…?”
The lawyer answers, “Well, darling, an apple a day keeps the doctor away!”