Funny Joke ‣ It Has To Be The Bull

A little girl was pulling a cow along a village road.

An elderly man asked her “my dear, where are you taking the cow?”

Girl: “My father asked me to take this cow to the next village so that she can mate with the bull there and so that she can produce a young calf next year.”

Man: “Can’t your father do it?”

Girl: “Oh no Sir. It has to be the bull.”

Where Is The Father?

TWO brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.

“Look,” said the elder brother. “How nice these paintings are?”

“Yes,” said the younger. “But in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children. Where is the father?”

The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained.”Obviously he was painting the pictures.”