Funny Joke ‣ Like My Ex-Wife

Committed bachelor Ravindra decided to tie the knot with his long-time girlfriend.

One evening, after the honeymoon, he is organising his golfing equipment while his wife, Jyoti, stands nearby watching him.

After a long period of silence she finally speaks: “Ravindra, I’ve been thinking, now that we’re married maybe it’s time you quit golfing. You spend so much time on the course. You could probably get a good price for your clubs.”

Ravindra’s jaw drops; he looks horrified.

Jyoti asks, “Darling, what’s wrong?”

Ravindra, having recovered from his shock, says, “For a minute there you were beginning to sound like my ex-wife.”

“Ex-wife!” she screams. “I didn’t know you were married before!”

“I wasn’t,” replies Ravindra.