Funny Joke ‣ Lord Turn These Into Christians Immediately

A Christian missionary traveled to a remote island to convert the inhabitants.

Unbeknownst to the missionary, the island’s inhabitants were cannibals.

When the saw the missionary approach their village, they immediately grabbed their knives and forks and ran toward him licking their chops.

Terrified at having no escape, the missionary knelt down and uttered a desperate prayer: “Please, Lord, turn these cannibals into Christians immediately!”

The missionary then looked up and saw that his prayer had been answered.

The villagers were no longer running toward him, but were now on their knees praying.

“Thank you Lord, for this food we are about to receive…”