Every week, I entered the gold lotto hoping to win.
I never did. Finally, I prayed vigorously and waited for God’s message as I walked around the local fair ground.
A flash of lightning struck as I was passing by Nadine, at the belly dancers’ carnival stall.
She was bending over and I noticed she was not wearing panties.
I could see the number 7 tattooed on each of her butt cheeks.
As I thought that God had given me a sign, I bet on 77.
Sadly, I lost again. The winning number was 707.
Moral of the Joke:
Never underestimate the importance of arse holes in your Life!