Funny Joke ‣ Lottery

Every week, I entered the gold lotto hoping to win.

I never did. Finally, I prayed vigorously and waited for God’s message as I walked around the local fair ground.

A flash of lightning struck as I was passing by Nadine, at the belly dancers’ carnival stall.

She was bending over and I noticed she was not wearing panties.

I could see the number 7 tattooed on each of her butt cheeks.

As I thought that God had given me a sign, I bet on 77.

Sadly, I lost again. The winning number was 707.

Moral of the Joke:

Never underestimate the importance of arse holes in your Life!