Funny Joke ‣ My Daddy

Mum has told her little girl all about the making of babies.

Little Annie is now silent for a while.

“You understand it now?” Mum asks.

“Yes,” replies little Annie.

“Do you still have any questions?”

“Yes, how about little kittens? How does that work?”

“In exactly the same way as with babies.”

“Wow!” little Annie exclaims. “My daddy can do ANYTHING!”

It’s part of the game

Mother: Mary, why do you yell and scream so much? Play quietly like Eddie. See, he doesn’t make a sound.

Mary: Of course he doesn’t. Mom, it’s part of the game we are playing. He is Daddy coming home late, and I’m you.