An elderly couple return to a Mercedes dealership to find the salesman had just sold the car they were interested in to a beautiful, leggy, busty blonde.
“I thought you said you would hold that car till we raised the $75,000 dollar asking price,” said the man. “But I just heard you close the deal for $65,000 to that lovely young lady there. You insisted there could be no discount on that model.”
“What can I tel you? She had the ready cash and just look at her. How could I resist?” replied the grinning salesman.
Just then, the young woman approached the old couple and handed them the keys.
“There you go,” she said. “I told you I could get this joker to drop the price. See you later, grandpa.”
Never mess with he elderly!