Funny Joke ‣ On Halloween

Bert and Joyce, an old couple, hadn’t celebrated Halloween in a long time.

This year they decided to dress up and go out.

The old woman went into her bedroom, stripped naked, and tied a string between her legs with a lemon at the end of the string.

When she walked out of the room her husband Bert yelled, “You can’t go out like that!”

“I can go out as whatever I want and so can you!” – she yelled back.

Bert nodded and went into his bedroom.

Soon he came out naked, with a string tied to his penis and a potato at the end of the string.

Old Joyce said, “You’re going out as that?”

“Yes,” said the old geezer. “If you can go out as a sourpuss, I can go out as a dicktator.”