Funny Joke ‣ Paying Taxes

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A nervous taxpayer was unhappily conversing with the IRS Tax auditor who had come to review his records.

At one point the auditor exclaimed,

“Mr. Carelton, we feel it is a great privilege to be allowed to live and work in the USA.

As a citizen you have an obligation to pay taxes, and we expect you to eagerly pay them with a smile.”

“Thank goodness,” returned Mr. Carelton, with a giant grin on his face,

“I thought you were going to want me to pay with cash.”