Funny Joke ‣ Politenesse

One day, Orson and Cedric went to a steak house for dinner.

They could select their steak before it was grilled as part of a special deal.

As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Cedric quickly picked out the bigger steak for himself.

Orson wasn’t happy about that: “When will you learn to be polite?”

Cedric: “If you had the chance to pick first, which one would you pick?”

Orson: “The smaller piece, of course.”

Cedric: “What are you whining about then? The smaller piece is what you want, right?”