One day, Orson and Cedric went to a steak house for dinner.
They could select their steak before it was grilled as part of a special deal.
As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Cedric quickly picked out the bigger steak for himself.
Orson wasn’t happy about that: “When will you learn to be polite?”
Cedric: “If you had the chance to pick first, which one would you pick?”
Orson: “The smaller piece, of course.”
Cedric: “What are you whining about then? The smaller piece is what you want, right?”
