Three old ladies were sitting side by side in their retirement home reminiscing.
The first lady recalled shopping at the green grocers and demonstrated with her hands, the length and thickness of a cucumber she could buy for a penny.
The second old lady nodded, adding that onions used to be much bigger and cheaper also, and demonstrated the size of two big onions she could buy for a penny a piece.
The third old lady remarked, “I can’t hear a word you’re saying, but I remember the guy you’re talking about.”
Another Joke: At The Bus Stop
Two elderly ladies were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus.
The buses were running late, the sun was warm and a lot of time passed.
Finally, Ethel turned to the Mabel and said, “You know, I’ve been sitting here so long, my butt fell asleep!”
Mabel turned to her and said “I know! I heard it snoring!”
