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Teacher: How old is your father?

Johnny: He is 6 years old.

Teacher: How is this possible?

Johnny: He became a father when I was born.


Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.

Maria: Here it is.

Teacher: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?

Class: Maria!


Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile’?

Glenn: ‘K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L’

Teacher: No, that’s wrong.

Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.


Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

Donald: H I J K L M N O

Teacher: What are you talking about?

Donald: Yesterday you said it is H to O.


Teacher: Clyde, your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?

Clyde: No sir, it is the same dog.


Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

Harold: A teacher.