Funny Joke ‣ Texting

Olivia, a newly-wed and romantic at heart, decided one day that she’d send her husband Simon a text while she was at work.

She texted:

If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.

If you are laughing, send me your smile.

If you are eating, send me a bite.

If you are drinking, send me a sip.

If you are crying, send me your tears.

I love you.

Simon, being a no-nonsense sort of guy, texted back:

I’m on the toilet.

Please advise.