There is a rookie pilot and a co-pilot and they are coming in for a landing.
The pilot says, “Damn that runway is small, give me 1/4 flaps.”
As they get closer the pilot says, “Damn that’s a small runway, give me 1/2 flaps.”
As they’re coming in closer the pilot again says, “Damn that’s a small runway, give me FULL FLAPS!”
After they land the plane safely the pilot says, “That’s the smallest runway I’ve ever landed on.”
Then the co-pilot says, “Yes it is, but look at how wide it is.”