Funny Joke ‣ Two Ozzies Go Fishing

Kelly and Cooper are fishing out of Darwin harbour.

When they’ve hauled up enough fish, they sit down drinking beer when suddenly Kelly says,

“Think I’m gonna divorce the wife… she ain’t spoke to me in over 2 months.”

Cooper spits overboard, takes a long, slow sip of beer and says,

“Better think it over, mate… women like that are hard to come by.”