A bricklayer a carpenter and an electrician were arguing over which was the older profession.
“We built the pyramids”said the bricklayer..
“We must have been the first” said the carpenter;
“We built Noahs ark years before the pyramids”
The electrician piped up;
“You are both wrong.” “When god said let there be light, it happened straight away, we must have been there to do the wiring…”
Well, what do you think is the oldest job?