Mother-In-Law

A man and his mother-in-law went to Jerusalem and while they were there the mother-in-law passes away.

The priest says to the man, “for $150 we can bury your mother-in-law here or for $5000 we can ship her back home to be buried.

The man replies, “Oh I will definitely have her shipped back home because if I remember correctly awhile back a man was buried here and after 3 days he came back to life”.

Bonus Joke: Devout Cowboy

The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range.

Three weeks later a cow walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth.

The cowboy couldn’t believe his eyes.

He took the precious book out of the cow’s mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, “It’s a miracle!”

“Not really,” said the cow. “Your name is written inside the cover.”