Funny Joke ‣ Policeman And Little Girl

A policeman sees a little girl riding her bike and says, “Did Santa get you that?”

“Yes,” replies the little girl.

“Well,” says the policeman, “tell Santa to put a reflector light on it next year,” and fines her $5.

The girl looks up at the policeman and says, “Nice horse you’ve got there, did Santa bring you that?”

The policeman chuckles and replies, “He sure did!”

“Well,” says the little girl, “next year, tell Santa the ass goes on the back of the horse and not on top of it.”

Another Joke: Excuse For Speeding

Harry and Lloyd were speeding down the road.

A police car pulled them over.

‘Why on earth were you driving so fast?’ the policeman yelled.

“Our brakes are no good-so we wanted to get there before we had an accident!”