Trusted Doctor
A man takes his wife to the doctor for an annual checkup.
When the doctor calls the woman in, she turns to her husband and says, “Let’s go Harold.”
The husband dutifully follows her into the doctor’s examination room.
The doctor says, “Mrs. Sanders, I have been practicing medicine for 35 years and built a very honorable reputation. You can certainly trust me.”
The wife replies,
“Oh I trust you, doctor. It’s my husband I don’t trust with your pretty receptionist out there.”
Keep Off The Grass
A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered.
It was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was scheduled for immediate surgery.
When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green and above it there was a Tattoo that read “Keep off the grass.”
Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the patient’s dressing…..Which said, “Sorry . . . Had to mow the lawn.”
