Funny Joke ‣ Terrorists Have Kidnapped Congress

So, a man is stuck in a traffic jam…

Nothing is moving. Suddenly, a man knocks on window. Man roll down the window and ask, “What’s going on?”

He says “Terrorists have kidnapped Congress, and are asking for a $10 million dollar ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection.”

“How much is everyone giving,on average?” man asked.

The man replied, “About a gallon.”