Funny Joke ‣ Years 5 Chemistry Class

My son got sent home from school today.

He had been suspended for running around the girls’ toilets with his privates hanging out. Seems he had done it for a bet.

Suspension seemed to be a bit harsh, so I rang the headmaster to explain that it was just a bit of tomfoolery gone too far.

However, he was having none of it and stuck by the suspension.

Getting a bit peeved, I asked him if he would rather have him thieving and smashing the school up like others I could mention.

“No”, he said, “I would rather have him teaching the Year 5 Chemistry class that he is paid to do!”