Funny Joke ‣ You Should Get Out of Here Right Now Before It Rains

A man goes into the confession booth at the church.

“Forgive me, father, for I have sinned.”

“What is your sin, my son?” asks the priest.

“Well, about a month ago I was in the library until closing time, and when I wanted to leave it started to rain very heavily and didn’t let up.

After some time, me and the librarian lost our patience and… well… partied all night, if you catch my drift.”

“That is bad, but not horrible, my son. However, if it’s a one-time slip, God will forgive you,” said the priest.

“That is just the thing,” said the main,

“About a week ago I helped my neighbor fix her shutters, and when I wanted to go home it started raining heavily and… well… You know, all night long…”

The priest remained silent.

The man covers his face in his hands and starts sobbing, “What should I do now, father?”

“What should you do??” screamed the priest, “You should get out of here right now before it rains!”