There are 12 Funny Halloween Pumpkin Jokes For Kids And Adults.

1- How do pumpkins mend a tear? With a pumpkin patch.

2- What’s a pumpkin’s favorite sport? Squash.

3- Why do pumpkins bar hop? To get smashed.

4- What’s a pumpkin’s favorite fruit? Orange.

5- How do little pumpkins cross the road? With the help of a crossing gourd.

6- What kind of pumpkins work at a pool? Life-gourds.

7- Why didn’t Cinderella make the soccer team? Her coach was a pumpkin.

8- Who rules the pumpkin patch? The pump-king.

9- Why did the pumpkin go to jail? It had a bad seed.

10- What kind of canine do pumpkins prefer? Gourd-dogs.

11- How do pumpkins get paid? With pumpkin bread.

12- How do pumpkins quit smoking? They use a pumpkin patch.

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