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Funny Joke ‣ Which Job Is Older?

Story ‣ Letter From A 96-year-old Woman To Her Bank

Funny Joke ‣ CIA Assasin Recruitment

Funny Joke Logic Amongst The Sciences A mathematician, biologist and physicist are sitting in a street cafe watching people going in and coming out of the house on the other side of the street. First they see two people going into the house. Time passes. After a while they notice three persons coming out of the house.

Funny Joke ‣ Logic Amongst The Sciences

Funny Joke New Member Of The Club The new member of the club listened with solemn interest to the various stories that were told in the smoking room. They were good stories, and obviously lies, and each of them was a bigger lie than any that had gone before. Finally, the company insisted that the new member should relate a tale. He refused at first, but under pressure yielded, and gave a vivid account of a shipwreck at sea during one of his voyages.

Funny Joke ‣ New Member Of The Club

Funny Joke Change Your Hair Style A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his mother asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new location. Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony, he cuts a photo in half and sends her the top part. Later he receives another letter asking him to send a picture to his grandmother. The man cuts another picture in half, but accidentally sends the bottom half of the photo.

Funny Joke ‣ Change Your Hair Style

Funny Joke I Don’t Even Know Your Name As I boarded an airplane and took my seat. As i was settling in, I glanced Up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. I soon realized She was heading straight towards my seat. As fate would have it, she took The seat right beside me. Eager to strike up a conversation I blurted out, “Business trip or pleasure.” She turned, smiled and said, “Business. I’m going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston.”

Funny Joke ‣ I Don’t Even Know Your Name

Funny Joke Doctor's AdviceA man goes to the doctor and says he’s having a dreadful time trying to get to sleep at night, he said it takes him hours to nod off. The doctor said, “I really don’t want to get you started on sleeping pills as they become addictive, so I want you to try this first. Before I go to bed at night I open a nice bottle of red wine and my wife and I polish that off, I have nice soothing music playing in the background, then I lay her down on the couch and make gentle love to her for an hour.

Funny Joke ‣ Doctor’s Advice

Funny Joke Very Simple Operation A man was seen fleeing down the hall of the hospital just before his operation. "What's the matter?" he was asked. He said, "I heard the nurse say, 'It's a very simple operation, don't worry, I'm sure it will be all right'."

Funny Joke ‣ Very Simple Operation

Funny Joke Waitress And Math Two math professors are in a restaurant. One argues that the average person does not know any math beyond high school. The other argues that the average person knows some more advanced math. Just then, the first one gets up to use the rest room. The second professor calls over his waitress and says, "When you bring our food, I'm going to ask you a mathematical question. I want you to answer, 'One third x cubed.' Can you do that?"

Funny Joke ‣ Waitress And Math