Whatever your frightful Halloween plans include this year, you’ll be locked and loaded with an arsenal of pun-filled jokes and riddles that’ll even have the dead turning over in their graves.
1- Who’s in charge of the candy corn? The kernel.
2- What’s a mummy’s favorite genre of music? Wrap.
3- Why did the Headless Horseman go to school? He wanted to get a-head in life.
4- Why do witches wear name tags? To tell which witch is which.
5- What did the ghost say when it fell down? I got a boo-boo.
6- What kind of rocks do ghosts collect? Tombstones.
7- Did you hear about the zombie that took a nap? It was dead tired.
8- When do cows turn into werewolves? During the full moooooon.
9- Did you hear about the crazy vampire? He was totally batty.
10- Where do ghosts buy stamps? At the ghost office.
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